There are so many good reasons why I fail at being a lesbian but my fear of other lesbians is probably the main reason.
Seriously, lesbians are terrifying.
When someone gets emotional and the accent they didn’t realise they were suppressing comes to the surface
"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes
some of my music makes me want to cuddle for 7 hours and some of my music makes me want to do hard drugs in a motel room while wearing lingerie