Anonymous asked: Yikes I don't really think k have any jokes my jokes are all kinda stories that you have to hear to be funny or random one liners if that makes sense? But sports wise baseball is my favorite and then I like american football and soccer also
How about a one-liner?
Oh dear, the two most American sports.
There are so many good reasons why I fail at being a lesbian but my fear of other lesbians is probably the main reason.
Seriously, lesbians are terrifying.
When someone gets emotional and the accent they didn’t realise they were suppressing comes to the surface
"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes